Mommy first. Party animal second. KFL, HTID, DGAF, SRH, MCL, and FSB always.

zarggg:

baroness:

IS ANYONE ON THIS WEBSITE OLDER THAN 20

*raises hand*

Though sometimes my brain disagrees.

(via confessions10101)

(via methfab)

(via vousetesle)

Fall in love with someone who’s comfortable with your silence. Find someone who doesn’t need your words to know it’s time to kiss you.

Fuck

Me.
Right?
Immafool.

Unknown (via deadsleep)

It takes two.

(via aswechoke)

(Source: thelovelyloner, via vousetesle)

A true relationship is two unperfect people refusing to give up on each other.

Vicodin makes me do stupid things..

trexvolleyball:

Like go sit on the toilet and almost poop my pants because I thought my pants were already off.

Vicodin always makes me poop. Period.

Paul Wesselman (via yearinreview)

(Source: princusbeau, via id0ntwannafighttheworldalone)

You can say “Bitch” on national television but you can’t say “Shit” because in our society it’s more acceptable to degrade women than poop.